Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.’
So - if you give her crap,
You will receive more shit than any one human being can handle
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

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